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Advent of Atrocities-Day 5: Dark Touch (2013)
Dir. Marina de VanI've spent the last 5 months trying to figure out how to write this review, and I've finally come up with an angle. I ain't telling you shit about this movie. Here's why: It's one of...
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Advent of Atrocities-Day 6: Larry Fessenden, Patron Saint of Horror
Let this post serve as an informal award for the most underappreciated Master of Horror: Larry Fessenden. When I was making my list of films to include in my Advent of Atrocities, films either directed...
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Advent of Atrocities-Day 7: Otis (2008)
You could be forgiven for having passed up (or never having heard of) this straight to DVD horror comedy, but after reading this post, you will be expected to hunt down a copy of your own, give it a...
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Advent of Atrocities-Day 8: The Divide (2011)
Dir. Xavier GensI like fun horror movies.I’ll gladly cough up ten bucks for 90 minutes on a twisty, turny, gory thrill-ride of a flick. I’m also a Class-A sucker for a horror comedy that brings the...
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Advent of Atrocities: The Postmortem
The cool thing about being a dismal failure is that no one expects shit from you. Or, they do expect what you do to be shit. Or something. Looking over my pageviews, my failure to deliver this yuletide...
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The Great Mancave Binge and Purge 2015
I am a deeply foolish mortal. In preparation for The Great Mancave Binge and Purge, I set aside all the horror DVDs that I've purchased but haven't go t around to watching, and lo, there's a shit-ton....
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Binge and Purge 2015 - Part 2: Lake Dead, Dead Mary, and Doghouse
Lake Dead(2007 – dir. George Bessudo)I must give Lake Dead my absolute highest recommendation… as an Al-Qaeda recruitment tool designed to instill a deep and adibing hatred for western culture. One...
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Binge and Purge 2015 - Part 3: The Stepfather, Family Demons, and The Dead...
The Stepfather(1987 - dir. Joseph Ruben)I had my suspicions after watching him on Lost, but now that I’ve seen The Stepfather I’m utterly convinced that Terry O’Quinn is a serial killer. No one can...
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Binge and Purge 2015 - Part 4: Solstice
Solstice(2008 - dir. Daniel Myrick)Solstice boasts solid performances by a talented cast, competent direction from Daniel Myrick of Blair Witch fame, and some lovely cinematography by M. David Mullen....
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An Open Letter to Elijah Wood, Franck Khalfoun, and Alexandre Aja Regarding...
Note: This article originally appeared on From Midnight with LoveMssrs. Wood, Khalfoun, and Aja,So as not to get off on the wrong foot, let me first clarify that the “Totally Blowing It” portion of the...
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In Death, Sir Christopher Lee Becomes Immortal
Last Sunday, the great Sir Christopher Lee ascended to take his place in the pantheon of Horror Gods alongside Boris Karloff, Bela Lugosi, Vincent Price, and his good friend Peter Cushing.Legendary...
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Comfort Food Horror
Hey y'all,Did you know I've been writing for Dread Central?My newest post is up, and it's all about horror movies you don't watch to be scared, but comforted. You know, like scarfing a bucket of...
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